Classes Are A Pain In Our...

Ah, the end to the first week of school.

One week and 12 thousand lbs of homework. 

They say you should spend 3 hours for every hour you spend in class working on homework or something like that..

If you have that much time to do that many hours of homework, you have too much time and need to enroll in something and anything.

Let's do the math..for me, that would be 17x3, so 51, so not happening.

So I was going to make one post but changed my mind on that, toooo controversial maybe, and so I'm going to make a list of why college is literally the worst.

1. That textbook you just bought, you will never be using it.

Professors will say "I know some professors make you buy the textbook and then never use it. This won't be like that, you absolutely need to read the textbook." No, no you do not. Professor when you tell me I need to read the book, and then present slides verbatim for the book, I didn't need to read it cause you're reading it to me. 

2. People stare.

Unfortunately, back to the real world, people have judgmental little holes in their heads. Keep your little holes looking elsewhere than on me. Too harsh?

Just don't look at me just cause you don't know me. 

3. Seats

Seats on the bus, seats in the hub, seats in class, too many places to find seats. Once your eyes have hit it, it's your possession. If someone doesn't understand this rule, you have the right to teach them. Don't worry, they'll learn. Also, what drives me bonkers... I go to class, sit in the same seat every day, you have to know I sit there, so why when I come to class are you sitting in it now? College students are creatures of habit, so don't try to break mine. It's mine. 

4. Outcast Syndrome

You go to a class, everyone knows each other in the class besides you. Awkward..Go to lunch alone, everyone has their bffl, and you have your laptop. Like I don't know, I'm sorry I'm independent and don't need no man/girl/friend/acquaintance to go to lunch with. At least that's what we'll say. 

5. You're tired.

Maybe I'm biased because I have to wake up at 5:30 every day for work, but I'm exhausted. Going and sitting in rooms listening to someone speak is really getting to me. And when I'm tired, it's not exactly easy focusing on the piles of homework I have to do, so I guess I just won't. yep. 

6. Da Haters

When you meet new people, you'll probably get some new haters. They won't like you because of the way you look, talk, walk, raise your hand, smile, nope, you suck. Just embrace it cause if they don't know you and you haven't legitimately done anything to them, they jealous. 

7. It's not summer.

Just the sheer fact it's not summer and you can't do whatever you want anymore, that sucks within itself.

8. Homework

Professor, I do NOT understand this assignment just because I think it's pointless. Enough with the busy work, I'm a big girl and I don't think this shows it. My professor gave us an assignment where he gave us a sheet of paper (questionnaire), we have to copy the format, make it ourselves, and fill it out. Excuse me, but this is pointless. 

9. Seeing things you can't have.

Suddenly, you branch out from constantly being in your bed and you start seeing boys. Boys, boys, boys. I want it. But the guy I just passed, I'll never see him again. Ever. And a lot of times, the cute boys..have girlfriends. Like why. 

10. 9 months until it's over

Just like birthing a child of freedom, this crap is gonna take 9 months.

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But happy first week, and every week thereafter! We can do this!

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